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        A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over

        and says, "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."
 

        The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the

        truck full of penguins -- and they're all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, "I thought

        I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday!"
 

        The guy replies, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

        Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support

        "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

        "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

        "So -- what are you wearing?"

        "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

        "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

        "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

        Fun Web Site
        http://turnofftheinternet.com
        Follow the instructions (push the button) to turn off the internet and see what happens.

          Please note, this is just for fun and will not do anything nasty or damaging. Just close the window to exit.

          ID Ten T Error

        Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called
        Steve, the computer guy, over to her desk. Steve clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.
        As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
        And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."
        A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to
        fix it again??"
        He gave her a grin... ;-)
        "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
        "No," replied Judy.
        "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
        (She wrote...)        I D 1 0 T

                          
        The Ten Internet Commandments are?

        1)   Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam.

        2)   Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address or Winz/IRD number on the
               Internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.

        3)   Thou shalt not forget to update thy Antivirus. nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.

        4)   Thou shalt not cover thy neighour’s unsecured Wifi.

        5)   Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny padlock icon on thy status bar.

        6)   Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker.

        7)   Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.

        8)   Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thy birthday, nor thy childrens' names.

        9)   Thou shalt not sign up thy friends & family to porn….err….joke newsletters.

        10) Thou shalt not install software, click on popups, delete files or anything else the internet says
              without checking with an expert first.

               The Net Ten Commandments -10). Thou shalt not install software, click on popups, delete
               files or anything else ye internet says without checking with thy expert first

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